Thursday, March 20, 2014

Star Trek ENT - Season 4, episode 22

This was a very bad episode.

This show ended way before it should it have with too many unanswered questions. I would have loved see Jonathan Archer as Future Guy.

T'Pol and Tripp are this show's Troi and Riker. They deserved a much better ending than this. I ship it. I ship it badly.

There is something very wrong where even the guest star you revolved the entire episode around thinks this wasn't such a good idea.

Did I mention this was a very bad episode?

I could go into how not only was this the worst Star Trek series finale, but an insult to all things Star Trek as many have complained over the last 8 years. But I don't know of any fans aside from the show's cast that have given their views as an actor. And I have to agree with them. If I worked my ass off for 4 years on a pretty good show that was cancelled too soon with a talented cast that also worked their ass off, and THIS was our last episode, I'd be effin pissed.

And now onto TOS animated series.......

Star Trek ENT - Season 4, Episode 21

I'm having a hard time believing that quite a few POC's would be more than willing to follow some white guy's xenophobic ideology of preventing any alliance with aliens and keeping humanity "pure."

Star Trek ENT - Season 3, Episode 5

Trapped on a ship with Vulcan zombies. This is so the first Resident Evil movie.

Star Trek ENT - Musings

I take it back, THIS is the worst theme song ever!


Star Trek ENT - Season 2, Episode 22

This episode would have been a lot better if it had acknowledged the existence of genderqueer in humans. Then again, the last 2 series still kept old ideas of men, women, heterosexual relationships, along with a whole lot of other outdated shit.

Scifi is supposed to be about thinking outside the box. We need a brand new updated show. Like now.

Star Trek ENT - Season 2, Episode 20

This show aired back in 2001, with it's setting in 2151. Why does this crew keep watching movies made way before I was born?

Star Trek ENT - Season 2, Episode 5

WTF kind of captain thinks it's a good idea to bring their dog to an alien planet they're still learning about, AND around aliens who they're trying to repair relations with and need something important from?!

Star Trek - Musings

I now understand why so many Trek fans hate the reboot.

Star Trek ENT - Season 1, Episode 23

This is not the only Star Trek show to emphasize how people can get into some real kinky shit on these voyages. And it's an episode where they're eating penis.

Star Trek ENT - Musings

Worst them song ever!


Star Trek ENT - Season 1, Episode 17

So....exactly how are they able to walk around comfortably on a rogue planet that flew away from the sun, without any cold weather gear, AND the plants and trees are still alive?

Star Trek ENT - Season 1, Episode 12

"I had a penpal once...." -Hoshi Sato

We were already going nuts with chat rooms, emails and instant messenger even before 2001, the year the show started. Really show? Really?

Star Trek ENT - Season 1, Episode 3

Captain Archer is annoying.

Actually, almost every human on this crew is annoying.

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episode 24

The little unrequited love stories between these characters are better than any romance written today.

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episode 16

I like Julian Bashir's voice. 

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episode 15

This is officially my least favorite episode. The ending and moral is awesome, but is every early 20 something year old Ensign a complete idiot?

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episode 12

This was one big Inception episode...

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episode 11

As a 10 year old and now, this is still the hardest episode for me to watch.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episode 4

Omg! It's Scotty and he energized 1960's style!

Star Trek TNG - Season 6, Episoe 2

Growing up, I always thought Lt. Barclay was funny with his awkwardness and phobias and the weird situations he gets into, but now it just feels annoying. How in the hell did this dude get into Starfleet?

Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 26

This beheaded 500 year old rotting Data head is creeping me out! How am I supposed to sleep tonight?

Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 20

An entire institution based on exploration of new life, and Starfleet still manages to have cadets who think any stunts they pull during what is supposed to be their high school/college years is going to matter once their out risking their lives exploring the wonders of space. Like, why are you even here?

Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 16

Worf can be such a big baby.

Star Trek TNG - Musings

I now need a bowl of some type of chocolate fudge ice cream whenever I watch TNG. I blame Counselor Troi.

Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 10

"Lt. Worf, Personal Log, Stardate 45376.8:
Alexander has acted shamefully, and as his father I must now deal with him. But I find that I would rather fight ten Balduk warriors than face one small child."  -Worf

Most adorable dad ever.


Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 6

"Chocolate is serious business." -Deanna Troi

My new favorite quote in this entire series.

Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 5

Worf: Congratulations. Your are fully dilated to 10cm. You may now give birth.


Keiko: That's what I've been doing!

Worf: Bearing down is the next stage. It should start at full dilation........why has it not begun?

Keiko: I don't know. I don't think it's up to me. It happens when it happens!

Worf: The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly.

HAHAHA!!!

Star Trek TNG - Season 5, Episode 2

You know that one insult in Chinese that literally translates to "banana monster"? That's what this whole episode reminds me of. 

Star Trek TNG - Musings

I need a Guinan in my life.

Star Trek TNG - Season 4, Episode 25

So far, everyone on this crew has gotten some action. More than once. Including Data.

Star Trek TNG - Season 4, Episode 16

OMG Geordi, why are are you such creeper?

Star Trek TNG - Season 4, Episode 12

Why did they feel the need to make up new Japanese food that makes no sense? And even so, how the hell in the 24th century where we know so much about other alien cultures do Keiko and O'Brien not know about each other's Earth foods?

Star Trek TNG - Season 4, Episode 7

I don't care what Starfleet regulations say. Worf had every right to kill the bastard.

Star Trek TNG - Musings

Little Alexander is so adorable!


Star Trek TNG - Musings

I'm so sure that holodeck was used for some real kinky shit.

Star Trek TNG - Musings

I love Lwaxana Troi! XD 

Star Trek TNG - Season 2, Episode 17

This whole plotline could have been avoided had Troi been on the bridge sooner. After all that's happened, why the hell did they decide it was a good idea to go on an alien ship they know nothing about without consulting her first?

Star Trek TNG - Musings

I want someone I can call Imzadi.

Star Trek TNG - Musings

I've always liked Riker without the beard.

You know who else I like better without a beard? Wil Wheaton.

Star Trek TNG - Musings

It seems Riker is this show's Kirk.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

I realized I never liked this movie.

Star Trek TNG - Season 1, Episode 5

I officially can't stand the Ferengi.

Star Trek II - The Wrath Of Khan

Either they made a poor decision in editing out Lt. Saavik's background (according to Wikipedia), or Kristie Alley plays a very lousy Vulcan.

I get the feeling if I had seen this movie when it first came out without knowing what the third movie was going to be, I'd be downright pissed kicking and screaming.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

This movie is effin trippy.

My Star Trek Dream......

I envision a new Star Trek show that will have a captain who's first name is Uhura, named after her great grandmother. She will also be part Vulcan, indicated by the shape of her ears, which she inherited from her great grandfather Spock. This show will pay homage TOS by having a Vulcan as First Officer. And while I'm still dreaming, I want to play that Vulcan.

Star Trek TOS - Season 3, Episode 10

I have reached the episode that involves the kissing scene between Lt. Uhura and Captain Kirk. A scene that was credited as the first interracial kissing scene to be aired on television. Yet, I still feel disappointed and feel that this could have easily been a scene between Lt. Uhura and First Officer Spock. It is with greater disappointment and annoyance that a romantic relationship was never developed between the two from the beginning of the series as creator Gene Roddenberry intended. Though I admit this is based on my own biased judgment, Spock and Uhura belong together.

Star Trek TOS - Season 3, Episode 8

As far as I know, every dude in the main cast has made out with someone except for Spock and Sulu. And Spock was real close to getting lucky.

Speaking of making out, every episode or so Kirk is either making out or seducing someone, or some old girlfriend pops out of nowhere.


Star Trek TOS - Season 3, Episode 3

This episode is racist.

Star Trek TOS - Musings

I'm starting to wonder if there's a Starfleet somewhere in the universe, and we don't know about them because of their own Prime Directive.

Star Trek TOS - Season 2, Episode 21

"What impressed me most was his treatment of Earth history as causes and motivations rather than dates and events." - Lt. Spock

It's official. I have a crush on Spock.

Star Trek TOS - Season 2, Episode 2

Seriously, Chekhov reminds me of Janosz from Ghostbusters 2.

Star Trek TOS - Musings

I should really try and practice Spock's way of life.

Star Trek TOS - Season 1, Episode 26

1960's Klingons are boring as hell.

Star Trek TOS - Musings

I can see why Spock was considered hot shit back then.